See if you can guess which is which.
|0%||Awh, cuddles. What a good monkey.|
|15%||Nooooo! Wait, what are you... Nooo!|
|25%||Nooooo! My claws! Whymyclaws? Whyyyy?|
|35%||HAH! I am bitey! I bite your knuck-- whoops. Uhm.|
Perhaps I will just sit here with my teeth sort of gently resting on your knuckles and stare at you. Yes. That seems better than biting.
...you're very big, monkey.
|40%||Yep, just staring. You know, the other cat flinches by now.|
|50%||I hate you, monkey. Hate you. I hate--|
...perhaps I will run away to France. (Seriously, I cannot better describe the suddenly sad, contemplative, staring-into-the-distance expression that suddenly arrived on my
|50%-75%||Yes. To France. There will be a small café somewhere on the Riviera.|
|87.5%||You are so mean.|
|100%||Terrible monkey! You have mangled me, leaving me helpless against the wilderness! How will I defend myself? How will I hunt? How will I live?|
I'm gonna go poke the dog.
|0%||Hi monkey. What are we doing? ...oof.|
|0%-45%||'Parently we're picking me up. Okay. An' pokin' my paws. What are those clippy snippy noises?|
|50%||Uhm, hey. Do you need to... okay.|
|50%-81.25%||You could let me go, you know. I'm just gonna float that one while I lie back here and think.|
|87.5%||With one mighty push of my forepaws, I get you away from-- No, huh? Not working. Damn.|
|100%||With one mighty push of my forepaws, I get you away from-- look, you're done anyway, right? And this is undignified. I wanna leave. I wanna...|
Okay, I'm leaving as soon as you're done tummy rubs. But I still think you're being unfair.