Entry tags:
Claw clipping
See if you can guess which is which.
% Done | Cat!Reaction |
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0% | Awh, cuddles. What a good monkey. |
15% | Nooooo! Wait, what are you... Nooo! |
25% | Nooooo! My claws! Whymyclaws? Whyyyy? |
35% | HAH! I am bitey! I bite your knuck-- whoops. Uhm. Perhaps I will just sit here with my teeth sort of gently resting on your knuckles and stare at you. Yes. That seems better than biting. ...you're very big, monkey. |
40% | Yep, just staring. You know, the other cat flinches by now. |
50% | I hate you, monkey. Hate you. I hate-- ... ...perhaps I will run away to France. (Seriously, I cannot better describe the suddenly sad, contemplative, staring-into-the-distance expression that suddenly arrived on my |
50%-75% | Yes. To France. There will be a small café somewhere on the Riviera. |
87.5% | You are so mean. |
100% | Terrible monkey! You have mangled me, leaving me helpless against the wilderness! How will I defend myself? How will I hunt? How will I live? I'm gonna go poke the dog. |
% Done | Cat!Reaction |
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0% | Hi monkey. What are we doing? ...oof. |
0%-45% | 'Parently we're picking me up. Okay. An' pokin' my paws. What are those clippy snippy noises? |
50% | Uhm, hey. Do you need to... okay. |
50%-81.25% | You could let me go, you know. I'm just gonna float that one while I lie back here and think. |
87.5% | With one mighty push of my forepaws, I get you away from-- No, huh? Not working. Damn. |
100% | With one mighty push of my forepaws, I get you away from-- look, you're done anyway, right? And this is undignified. I wanna leave. I wanna... Okay, I'm leaving as soon as you're done tummy rubs. But I still think you're being unfair. |