Slice of life.

theweaselking: Did you know you can get fake hymens surgically implanted?
            torrain: *after the brainfreeze* Seriously?
theweaselking: Yeah.
            torrain: Why would you even *do* that?
theweaselking: I don't know. For that "fresh like a virgin" feeling. Wedding gift for your second husband.
            torrain: ...I wonder if you can get them with squibs.