*sleep-related thoughts*

Okay. In new home. (Yes, may be much careful looking at home term applies, but we are getting there.) No internet there yet. Have access to e-mail here (although not work e-mail, weirdly enough).

orrin, got your message. Went by SS yesterday, but they were closed--don't open until 11:00 on Wednesdays--and I didn't get a chance to go by again.

Cats appear to be functional. So is bed, bathroom, and furnace. The rest, we can worry about later.

Good grief so tired. Good tired. Worn-out, not just no energy.

V.weird being the first one in at work.

Need breakfast and coffee.

Phone number changed, and calling old number gives standard "number has been changed to" message. Yay.

Internet should happen at new place tonight.

Today, must drop off keys, call insurance place, and... brain... right! Figure out how to give money to people.

Off for coffee, now.

Small updates

Re: Silver Snail--this doesn't mean I won't try going by again! Sorry, that was unclear.

The temp agency gave me a raise. Tiny raise--3.866%--but hey, it adds up to a large fluffy coffee every workday, if I want one. As I am sitting here drinking buck-a-cup coffee from downstairs since our kitchen isn't unpacked yet, perhaps I will do something useful with--

--as it *just* dawned on me that hey, I think I missed the last Lupercalia update decant circle. Oh well. :)

Shiny.

MANMELTER 3600ZX
Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol

Featuring many of the latest ameliorations in Raygun Technology, it comes with Phlogiston cannisters, cleaning apparatus and wingdings, so that you may commence atomising Moon Soldiers or neighbourhood dogs at your earliest convenience.

Be a Better Man with a Manmelter. Your wife may come back to you!*
*not covered under warranty...

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GOLIATHON 83
Infinity Beam Projector

The advantage with this trusty wave discharger is heft. In the unlikely (but statistically probable) event of its malfunction, it doubles as a wonderful cudgel. Brigands and ne'er do wells will cringe when the Goliathon is brandished at them. Of course, its infra-wave undulations will dissolve 7/9ths of an African Elephant in 10 earth seconds, a handy implement to wield on all occasions.

On lower settings a quick zap will cook a Dodo egg to perfection.

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F.M.O.M. INDUSTRIES
Wave Disrupter Gun

Are you genetically pre-disposed to not wanting to blow your face to bits? Then, by crikey, this may not be the device for you - Try a kite!

But, if you're a man, then procure yourself FMOM's latest and greatest. Built from the exacting plans of the famed Dr. Grordbort, and reinforced with purest Tremontium, this little tiger will turn your foes to a slurry!

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...I want one. Not enough to pay the $700+, but I want one.

I shall gaze enchantedly at the models, and be glad the fake-weapons-for-geeks market has finally turned out something that's not designed for a Klingon or a Lich King.