Oh, for the love--

Okay. I love Criminal Minds, I do. It is fluffy and there is some great dialogue ("Hotch! He's a classic narcissist with a hero homicide complex and he's spiralling!") and I sort of deeply love Reid and Garcia.

However.

I am watching an episode set in Ontario.

They are saying things like "every cop in Ontario is headed here." Repeatedly, in fact, so it's not just bluffing the suspect.

There are (in 2009, which is when this ep was broadcast) 25,558 police officers in Ontario. Some of them would take fourteen hours of solid driving time to get there. And then there are the ones that are all the way across the province, instead of just halfway across the province. (Ontario being, you know, over half again the size of Texas.)

I am having a *really* hard time not giggling.

Dear lord they're breeding.

Okay. Things in the library are breeding, John's phone has an ISBN scanner, and I would like the books below to go to a good home. I make no promise as to condition; some have worn spines or discount stickers or old-book curve, some I bought in the last year and would pass muster on a shelf at a bookstore. Come pick them up or pay postage, whichever; if they need to be mailed to you, LMK where you are and I'll tell you what it'd run.

Also, someone loaned me Bitten by Kelley Armstrong. Who was it?

(Note: I don't *think* any of these are of any interest to anyone in the household. If I'm mistaken, the book will be withdrawn from this list.)

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