Oh thank god *finally*. I have been trying for about a month.

It's an Echo Bazaar thing, but I am happy, and dammit I am gonna geek about it:

The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat!
They put it in a box! And it hated that!

The Starveling Cat bursts out of the box in an avalanche of shredded brown paper. It leaps at your face, fangs bared. You fight it off frantically, sustaining a series of savage cuts. It drops to the floor and snarls like a tiger. Then it climbs your armoire, claws gouging the varnish, and glares at you. It doesn't move until midnight, when it steals into your pantry and wolfs down an entire joint of beef.

I am ridiculously pleased with this.