Ba-dump ching!

An old friend is getting married, and we've gotten an invitation. (yay!) The date is not quite the last day in October, but it's close enough to provoke comment:

"I see. Hallowe'en."
"'Who gets married on Hallowe'en?'" (note: all those quotation marks are deliberate.)
"'Nobody.'"

Marrying someone who understands you is awesome. >.>