Hmh.

[green_dreams]

So, around the time the third person died in that terrible waste of time and film[1], I started running H.P. Lovecraft stories through the Gematriculator, which assesses the good/evil content of prose, based on how closely its word patterns resemble those of the Bible[2].

To date, the highest-ranking one is "Pickman's Model", with a 30%/70% evil/good rating.

Odd amusements on the internet.
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[1] The first two died in the first three minutes.
[2] The Received Hebrew Text, and the Westcott and Hort Text; I mention since it tends to matter for textual analysis, and I rather suspect this qualifies.

Comments

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

I like that website. I am, however, a bit disappointed that my lj is only 44% evil. And a bit surprised that my resume is 28% evil.

[oni-neko.livejournal.com]

i'd be less surprised by the latter, but hen I consider all resumes mine or others to be inherently evil...

[torrain.livejournal.com]

But not as evil as "The Call of Cthulhu"!

...uhm. Right. Sorry.

(Seriously, that story topped 30%, and some of the others beat 40%. I should run The Mountains of Madness through it.)

[oni-neko.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't expect a resume to be more evil than anything whee Cthulhu is mentioned.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it. Mine was only 27% evil.

I want to run my letters to the landlord through it now, but I'm getting a "server is too busy" message.