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Hey!

Hey, fate! Chance! Mr. Coincidental Happenstance the Third!

Yeah, you, f$cker!

I've seen at *least* three people stressing out just tonight about the conjunctions of time and circumstance that you've inflicted on them so far this year, and I'm getting *really tired* of it! Get your sorry intangible ass *over* here! I've got words for ya!
(I think I've got'm distracted, guys. Make a run for it.)

C'mon, you wretch! You think you're all that? You think you're a tough guy? You're a goddamn *accident*. You're a something-happened dressed up in all the meaning you stole from some poor tired bastard who'd be getting steady if you wouldn't keep shoving your damn face into theirs.

You wanna pick on someone? C'mon! C'mon! You pick on *me*! C'mon, you bullying lout! I can take ya! I can take what you dish out! *C'mon!*

*Come on, you unjust son of a bitch!*
(And yeah, this is gonna hurt.
But that too shall pass.)


...yeah. That was coming for a while. And it's a little cold to stand out in the backyard screaming at the sky.

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Date: 2007-02-03 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terheyt.livejournal.com
Hope this isn't about me. No stress about the ten year thing at all, just thought I'd mention it...

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Date: 2007-02-03 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
No, it's not you, nor the ten years. Just other people dealing with stress, me wishing I could do something, and me figuring circumstances're already being a bit of a kick in the teeth so I'm about due to rail against Uncaring Fate.

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Date: 2007-02-03 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com
I don't have any stress. I've just got drunks from Saskatchewan. And given a mallet and a blank check pardon, I wouldn't even have that...

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Date: 2007-02-05 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
Given a mallet and a blank cheque pardon, I think we would all of us have rather less stress... Good to hear the year's treating you well so far, though.
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